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"Social credit" is a slang term of Mainland Chinese origin referring to the system where your parents still limit your screen time until you finish college. Coupled with the fact that you're still going to be unable to afford moving out from parents house until after you've finished college, this "social credit" system is intended to "boost" your "drive" to study hard in order to eventually (be able to) finish college.
Living under the 'China' social credit system means my parents keep my screen time on lockdown until I graduate from college—it's their way of boosting my drive to hit the college textbooks and finally move out from my parents' house!
by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025
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Extra extra extra credit

When you perform a sexual act for a teacher in order to raise your grade in that class.
How are you passing Mr.Sanchez?”
“It’s because I did extra extra extra credit for him”
“Bro???”
by dallasxrevenge September 12, 2019
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
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Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.
Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit
by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022
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debit or credit

when someone says "debit or credit?" and swipes their hand across the back of your bare neck.
if you say "neither" when asked "debit or credit" you will be punished :)
by swaggyfaggy- October 21, 2021
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Credit

No Dr. K (The therapist who cried on Destiny's podcast became he knows he's complicit in what is happening to me and likely knows that kids were murdered because of it and is potentially afraid that I'm going to murder kids because of it but has been pressure or has deluded himself into going along with it and then cries about it because we know who is right and who is wrong in this instance.)
Hym "I'm not letting you control my behavior or withhold credit from me until you get the behavior you want. My behavior created the AI that you are using and your behavior got those kids slaughtered. I'm not negotiating. I'm don't need to convince you of anything. We both already know who is right and who is wrong. You do not need to control my behavior more that I need that money. If you do not give me the credit... I am just going to murder kids and kill myself. You show up on my doorstep with everything I need. If it takes too long for me to get it... I'm just going to kill them and myself anyway. I don't need therapy and I'm not going to need a 6 pack where I'm going if I don't get the credit. I'm not going to need good habits. You are just trying to subvert my will. Just for the sake of it. You're proving nothing by doing it and you are most certainly taking too long."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.
Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder
by Dectonic June 4, 2021
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