Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

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Credit

Yeah again you’re comparing apples to oranges.

Hym “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I wasn’t trying to steal credit for your work! I didn’t expect anything to come from this. You’re refusal to accept the fact that this all happened in stages is totally unreasonable. And that’s the difference.

You ARE trying to do that (steal credit) Jordan. I started out just writing for fun. I was bored at work, watching YouTube, and writing down the things I had recently learned that I thought were interesting. I was even trying to adopt and act out your bullshit ethical system. But deep down I was miserable. Trapped in this thankless job that essentially amounted to catering and contributing to some disabled kids juvenile utopia. In your narcissistic rage (in response to perceived slight), you’ve decided to arbitrate right and wrong and enact your vengeance upon me (in spite of your proposed ethic) and, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you’re ignoring half the story. And I can just as easily say that it’s convenient for you that you’re the one who show go unpunished instead of me? If you’re doing the same thing I did... and I’m being punished... then should you not also be punished? And the logic applies to the retard fucking situation here. If I’m breaking the rules, and the management is writing me up and posting notes telling me to follow the rules... should the other people who are breaking the rules also be receiving these notes and write-ups? Should they not be hired as well? And what’s the criteria for discrimination? Is it gendered? Sounds like it is. Sounds like that’s exactly what happened there. Men woman don’t want to fuck have to follow the rules and women get to do whatever they want. Double standard concretized. In theory and in act.”

by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

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Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) is slotted in someone's ass crack (Like a Credit Card)

I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit that guy

by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022

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credit whore

a person in scarlet skies who pushes every teammate to drop all of their credits to them during war.

A: GIVE ME ALL YOUR CREDITS FOR ICBM!
B: Damn, that guy's a credit whore.

by wostard October 28, 2023

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unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

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