cpm

Characters Per Minute
A measurement of how fast you can type. It measures how many characters/keys were pressed in a given time period. Typing speed is normally measured in wpm.

I can type at 400cpm!

by ong_elvin June 14, 2006

CPL

CPL has many other explanations, but one of them that isn't on UD yet stands for Commercial Pilot Licence.

It's the third licence in the row to become a professional airline pilot.

A: Hey do you have a pilot licence?
B: Sure mate, I have CPL.

by RPOA380 August 28, 2009

CPU

CPU Crack pipes United. Stands for a group of teenagers that are fascinated by anything and everything that is related to marijuana smoking and smoking in general.

Yo you wanna join CPU
Yeah man that will be great!!!

by Spirit919 March 10, 2009

c.p.r.

c.p.r. stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation

I performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation aka c.p.r.on the dead dude.

by brian baxter December 13, 2006

CPS

Clown Point System.

A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is

Person 1: **Does something stupid

Person 2: That’s 25 clown points for the CPS!

by niteflyer March 11, 2020

cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 28, 2003

CP3

Abbreviated form of the term 'Child Porn 3', also used to refer to a certain ringless basketball player.

Despite chasing a ring his entire career, CP3 has amounted to nothing.

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022