lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

comatized

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"

"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"

by FUK May 6, 2006

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006

comic befuddle

When one person tells a joke to a crowd, while at the same time another person tells a joke to the same crowd. The crowd laughs at the second joke and the first joker laughs along happily thinking people were laughing at his joke.

When johnny was the only one laughing at his joke he was comic befuddled.

by Jonathan MS February 24, 2008

Comicafliba

A statement of reassurance or to fill in the gaps of a conversation. First said by Mark Fitzpatrick in 2006 whilst trying to make up a word.........he succeeded ^_^

Pronounced: kommikaflibba

Guy 1:Hey man whats up ?
Cool Guy: .....COMICAFLIBA

by XxRayThompsonxX July 6, 2009

cometh titties

The proper way to ask for nudes

Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*

by Gman200 May 20, 2017