cold motorhoming

Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.

While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining

by Adam D. Matthews February 21, 2013

cold Manson

an act of crawling into a dog tent to do a line of ketamine, followed by inhalation of "whip-it" (nitrous oxide), followed by a big sip of ice-cold Margarita. Usually performed outside at a festival or camp out setting.

I went to camp Hyena last night for a cold Manson and woke up today absolutely bamboozled.

by Gobkin May 28, 2021

Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 04, 2019

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010

Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.

by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 04, 2011

Cold Airey

A cold Airey is when you get a clutch on warzone and accidentally crap your pants in the heat of the moment.

We were the third squad left. I was getting proper rapey with the fennec then someone merked me with a precischzy. I literally shit my boccys. It was a Cold Airey. Oops.

by Angus McPantySniffer January 15, 2023