Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 04, 2019

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010

Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.

by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 04, 2011

Cold Airey

A cold Airey is when you get a clutch on warzone and accidentally crap your pants in the heat of the moment.

We were the third squad left. I was getting proper rapey with the fennec then someone merked me with a precischzy. I literally shit my boccys. It was a Cold Airey. Oops.

by Angus McPantySniffer January 15, 2023

Cold Zobo

an intentionally false statement. In other words, a lie.

Originating from colloquial slang from Western-Africa.

Psych, even this definition is cold zobo!

P.S. it is not lol

by marvy101 September 18, 2022

Cold Pillow

When a person or thing feels extremely good.

"Yo, that herb is hella cold pillow." "I cant get up this couch is too cold pillow." "The other side of the pillow is super cold pillow."

by crantron March 18, 2015