Coggle

All the other definitions of coggle are wrong. Coggle is when one dumps any drink down one's ass, then sucks it back into the container then proceeds to drink it.

Cletus brewed some premium coggle from Janet's ass.

by Vermilion December 15, 2008

cognitive dissonance

A mental conflict where a person's beliefs do not align with reality, creating a feeling of unease and tension, which results in the person attempting to rationalize their belief to cope with the discomfort

A: "Trump is going to win this election by a landslide!"

*Trump loses the election*

A: "No way he lost, the election is rigged! Trump still won this by a landslide"

This person is experiencing cognitive dissonance

by Justdefinitions November 30, 2020

cogdiz

short for "cognitive dissonance"

"Wait a minute. I'm getting some cogdiz here...I thought that we were the customers, buying a product, the news, from a particular source, such as CNN, The New York Times, etc."

"No, the advertisers are actually the customers, buying a product, a readership or viewership, from a business, the media."

by Suvian Quilmann December 24, 2005

COGLAG

Creepy Old Guy Likes Asian Girls

I dumped that disgusting COGLAG when I found out he was stalking young Asian girls on Facebook.

by COGLAG SLAYER May 1, 2014

Cognitive Diarrhoea

A literal loose watery stool of the mind.

Could also be spelt "Cognitive Diarrhea", but it originated from a Brit, so we won't do that.

Saying that you are all the Sith is just cognitive diarrhoea, man.

by Urbaxy July 8, 2020

chug cognac

a never to occur scenario...a "sipping liquor" meant to be tongue savored!!

in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!

you can chug beer, but one does not chug cognac!!

he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!

by michael foolsley May 2, 2011

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010