The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

cleanup

A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.

thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc

by Frankie1969 May 8, 2008

Monkeysphere Cleanse

When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.

Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!

by websheep March 13, 2009

Soapy Cleanser

While having sex, pull out and cum on the womens stomach, then she thoroughly rubs the cum all over her body.

Dude, i gave my girlfriend a soapy cleanser last night, she loved it.

by DKproductionss February 7, 2010

bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}

by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017

Ass Cleanser

A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.

I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Palate Cleanser

When you need a light hearted show to fall asleep to

No, I don’t want to watch handmaid’s tale before bed! Need a palate cleanser like Bobs burgers or Parks & Rec

by wookerella April 29, 2021