Chocolate MudCake

you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.

John-Boy: Hey how was your night?

Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.

John-Boy: ....

by NiggaLearn! April 18, 2011

Chocolate amendment

an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate

i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.

by TheIronTangerine June 5, 2007

chocolate hostage

Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"

by Gav P December 28, 2005

chocolate potion

Black Sperm

BBC give chocolate potion

by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011

Chocolate milkshake

Chocolate milkshake is a cold drink with chocolate flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?

Pour 2/3 glass of milk in a pot (you can measure with your fancy glass🤪). Then add powder hot chocolate (I reccomend Ciobar dark chocolate), mix well and boil. Be careful: don't make it too hot or thick! Pour it in a fancy glass and add cold milk (it will be about 1/3 or less) because the milkshake shouldn't be warm! There you have a chocolate milkshake that is in my opinion as good as the one in the cafè near you😄

by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021

chocolate steve

Similar to the ‘wet willie’. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on one’s index finger, and inserting it into a friend’s ear, unknowingly.

Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.

by Brian Krakow June 29, 2008

sexy chocolate

an attractive black woman

I found one fine sexy chocolate on the street today.

by kcaa January 27, 2006