A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.
The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."
"Agh, gross."
"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
"Agh, gross."
"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009
Get the primed cannonmug. When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.
Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.
by McWacket November 28, 2013
Get the stuffing the cannonmug. When the male grabs with one or two hands underneath the nutsack and and on top of the shaft, like holding a cup. It makes the image of a civil war-era cannon.
by ColonelSandersBrother June 25, 2009
Get the Skin Cannonmug. The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.
Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.
by Gobbler2001 May 12, 2011
Get the Cannon Fusemug. An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020
Get the Salmon Cannonmug. Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
by DutchCannon January 4, 2018
Get the Dutch Cannonmug. Pack a Punched Thunder Gun. It appeared in black ops 1 and only black ops 1 it has infinite damage (no sereously look it up) but ammo is scarce due to being a pack a punched box weapon can save games and get you to round 100
P1: I'm gonna turn the power on
P2: Good I need to pack a puch my thunder gun
P1: The zues cannon will really help us on high rounds
P2: Good I need to pack a puch my thunder gun
P1: The zues cannon will really help us on high rounds
by Puppetlad November 2, 2020
Get the Zues Cannonmug.