vibe cannons

Travis: Yo, can you toss me my vibe cannons?
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL
by PancakesForTheTable December 22, 2020
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stuffing the cannon

When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.
Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.
by McWacket November 29, 2013
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deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?
by deucerocket November 07, 2010
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Cannon Cart

A Clash Royale card that can be accessed from Legendary Arena (Arena 15). It is a Cannon that can move around in its wheels, and when destroyed, can turn into a regular Cannon.

Cannon Cart can be used for shredding tanks like Mega Knight, Electro Giant, and PEKKA. It can also be used as a mini-tank as it barely has more health than a same level Knight.
Person 1: Bro I hate Cannon Cart! Cannon Cart literally shredded my tower in one Goblin Drill push!
Person 2: Half of your deck counters Cannon Cart AND Drill, you shouldn’t complain.
by GooseCR August 02, 2022
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primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
by Mr. Whim September 09, 2009
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Cannon bits

ahhh shit i forgot to check for cannon bits
by Bag of tea June 07, 2009
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Huckle Cannon

The preferred weapon of a gentleman think still believes ‘vaping’ makes him look cool.
“Have you seen that absolute helmet pumping away on his Huckle Cannon?!”
by Pimpsysy September 30, 2021
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