Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.

Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson

by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

burberry

Urban camouflage for townies.Was popular for elderly women to wear in the 1950s. Anyone who wears it nowerdays is automatically recognisable as a complete and utter cunt
Often shortened to "Burb"

Townie 1: D'ya liyk mah burb cap?
Townie 2: Yeah, fuckin bling man
Human: Wear proper clothes you arse, not 1950's women's wear.
Townie 1 & 2: COME ON THEN!

by Parge December 14, 2004

Bunce

Slang term for cash in any local currency

Dude1: Hey buddy, great shades!
Dude2: Thanks dude, and just 50 bunce from a random guy in the pub
Dude1: 50 bunce!! You've been frikkin ripped there bud
Dude2: No way, he assured me they are genuine fakes

by sthomson05041974 August 3, 2008

Bruce Springsteen

A Rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest American songwriters of all time. If you think the Boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you're actually given the privilege to actually breathe.

His newest album "Devils & Dust" is being released April 26th.

by KyLe March 24, 2005

Bruce

Bruce is a hot, sexy ass motherfucker. He is the best guy around when he's not fucking around with other bitches. He will make the best boyfriend but be careful of the dumbass he is when he drinks at parties. He is the sweetest, kindest, most loving heart you will ever come across in your life. He is the best cuddler, the best kisser and has an exceptional talent with fingers. He is brilliant in every way with a type of humor you never get bored of. His smile will make you melt inside and his eyes will be something you crave to see even for just the smallest second every day. Bruce has a sexy body with an absolutelbeautiful personality that you can't find anywhere else. When you find a Bruce, make sure you hold onto him, Trust me :)

I love Bruce so much words can't describe

by Hellllloooooooooowoorrrllllddd November 20, 2016

Burberry

Usually worn by people who tend to use far too much cheap hair gel from market stalls, like to walk around in hoods to conceal their faces and/or knifes/guns/bats/maize and football hooligans. It is a nasty, awful look checkered type shit thing. Until recently only little poodles and yorkshire terriers would be forced to look so shameful. Also the name of an overly priced perfume that only people who have so much money that they don't mind smelling of shit as long as it's designer.
It is a very, very rare occurance that anyone can pull Burberry clothing off.

Oooo. His well 'ard he is head to toe in Burberry.
Mam you ain't washed me Burberry scarf!! *Pulls out bat, concealed in Burberry trousers*

by Deluded April 13, 2004

flaming Bruce Lee

verb - a sexual act that involves having intercourse with someone and immediately afterwards setting them on fire and karate-kicking them out of a window.

"Yeah, my girl's been a real BITCH lately. I might have to give her a flaming Bruce Lee later."

later

"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"

by Bradward Schu July 18, 2006