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raging bruce

An engorged and purpling male erection, caused by zip tying the base of the penis in a display of dominance.
Also known as 'brucing out'.
"Man, I almost picked up this 10/10 last night. I was so close to sealing the deal when some dude whipped out a raging bruce and stared me down. I was humiliated. Security even asked me to leave."
by s3ctur September 26, 2017
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Pulling a Bruce

The act of vomiting on oneself after getting out of the shower and then immediately getting back in the shower, and possibly vomiting again.
I got so shitfaced last night, I was pulling a Bruce all morning.
by DongSlaw June 2, 2017
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Bruce Hangover

Waking up the day after a Bruce Springsteen concert with a headache and no voice. It is a direct result of singing Born to Run way too loud.
<Guy 1> Dude, you wanna do something today?
<Guy 2> No, total Bruce hangover.
by bossfan November 2, 2012
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Bruce amen

A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.
Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.

Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.
by Inkd.n.confused January 4, 2023
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Bruce Wayne

Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.
This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne
by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021
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Bruce McQueen

The man, the myth. Bruce McQueens is a legend surrounding the Guadalupe area, specifically the queef. Bruce is the the shit that dreams are made of and if you ever think you can be like Bruce or accomplish shit that Bruce has done, you’re dead wrong, bitch.
Bruce Mcqueens fucks
by Jdrum August 13, 2021
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daisy bruce

You: OMG did you see daisy bruce?

Me: yeah she's so hot
by not daisy January 22, 2022
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