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I'm Brian

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).
Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"
by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013
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Brian Chiu

The Boyest boy you will ever meet. If you ever tickle his thighs he will bless you with the most erotic scream you will ever hear.
Wow, Brian Chiu is such a boy.
by smellyschlong November 20, 2018
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Brian Stewart

It's a verb, it means to leave your child behind and not respond to his tweets to come back because you're to busy doing ACT skype sessions.
Man, My Old Lady Thought She Had ME Stuck With This child. Little does she know, I'm about to pull a Brian Stewart. LOL
by Rodger Stewart July 22, 2016
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Brian Bell

Super-nerd guitarist of the amazing band Weezer. He is often known by fans as the 'Sass-Master" due to his awesome sassiness.
Brian Bell is sassier than Lady Gaga, a Tibetan gerbil, and tobasco sauce, all put together!
by xmadnessx94 January 11, 2010
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Brian Dawkins

Used to describe someone who is acting defensive.
Coming from Brian Dawkins, best safety in the NFL.
"Calm down man. I'm just joking. No need to get all Brian Dawkins on me.
by Jay Boehm December 13, 2008
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Brian McKnight

R&B/Soul Artist, first acheived fame around the early 90s. Hits include "Back at One", "Anytime", "One Last Cry", and the sleeper "Never Felt this Way". Hands down the best vocalist on Earth.
"Damn that Brian McKnight can sing!"
by Da Lil JKidd June 24, 2005
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The Life Of Brian

The Life Of Brian is a Monty Python film following the misfortunes of a baby born in the stable nextdoor to jesus, Brian.
The Life Of Brian

"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"
on jesus- "bloody do-gooder"
on the romans- "bloody romans"
by Joez December 13, 2005
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