Monique Baker

A name for a very beautiful young lady, she has the most amazing smile you will ever see, she doubts herself but she is truly perfect in every way, she is loved by many but also doesn't let her haters phase her, she could get any guy she wanted with ease, she has the perfect body and the cutest smile and laugh. Some see her as out there and weird but others see her as that but also very attractive and a great personality. Any guy lucky enough to get her needs to keep her close and never let her go because she is a one of a kind. Most amazing person you will ever meet!

Monique Baker

by M.J.T January 9, 2012

Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

Bakernomics (adj)

The economic ideal that you can spend all of your paycheck on high proof alcohol and drink for as long as you can stay conscious or/and all of your problems will be solved.

There's a gentleman at the bar who just spent $700 dollars during a fine display of Bakernomics and projectile vomiting.

by Bakernomics May 6, 2004

bakesesh

A get-together in which marijuana is smoked or otherwise ingested. Usually, but not necessarily, planned in advance. Uncertain derivation, but common at the University of Redlands, CA, during the late 1980s. See sesh.

I just scored some killer buds--let's have a bakesesh tonight!

by Gomez J. Pierce April 1, 2005

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

Too baked

When, out partying and/or drinking or in any other large group scenario, you and a friend who just smoked marijuana, and are too high to do anything logical or coherent in conversation or in physical activity, look at each other and say "too-baked.."

Playing beer pong at a party and say something you would only say while baked, and look at your beer pong partner and mutter: "Too baked..."

by itsKV June 13, 2011

brett baker

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DON´T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT

Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.

by BRETT is better than Kevin March 13, 2019