Brains were dynamite

Admonishment to someone who has done something stupid or had a brain-fart.

This is what happens when you do not use your indicator, if brains were dynamite you would not have enough to blow your hat* off.

*alt. Ears

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

brainshrug

a mental brush-off to an undesirable or uninteresting activity.

common amongst teenagers, usually accompanied with an almost imperceptible movement at the corner of the eyes.

less prevalent, but well developed, amongst adults with a desire to simplify their lives.

He did an immediate brainshrug when his mum asked him to get back before the 3 am curfew.

by sty November 19, 2007

Brainstem

A term used for people who do not use higher levels of thinking, ergo reference their penis when making decisions.

Guy1:Man I want to smack up that bitch
Guy2:You some kind of Brainstem? fool...

Holy shit, stop humping my leg you Brainstem

by Jeff Wong January 11, 2009

brainspill

Superfluous or redundant thinking

The whole gibberish turned out to be a bit of a brainspill.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

brainscrambler

1. A puzzle game originating in 1987 for the Amiga computer - consisting of shuffled picture pieces of arbitrary size which needed to be shifted back to their correct places to solve the puzzle.

2. Any activity requiring concentration that is so mind-numbingly repetitive that your ability to think is adversely affected (see also above)

3. A proposition so wild, implausible or difficult that it defies comprehension. Precedes a Brain Tilt

4. A (supposedly) very difficult puzzle, riddle or problem

Brainscrambler is a puzzle game

Doing a tax return can rapidly become a brainscrambler

The global warming debate is a real brainscrambler.

Thinking about you sleeping with me is a brainscrambler.

Radio "Win a free X by solving this afternoon's brainscrambler"

by rivitoz March 29, 2009

Brainslash

Having or relating to sexual relations between multiple personalities inhabiting the same body. From "brian", referring of course to the mind, and "slash", referring to stories containing sexual encountwers between to people of the same gender.

"Is there any good Jekyll/Hyde brainslash out there?"

"Yeah! Actually, I just read some the other night!"

by ScaramoucheBlack November 22, 2009

Branus

When eat a Fiber One bar, or an alternative means of Fiber and or Bran and you come down with a hot case of the farts, all day, leaving you with a Branus.

Derived from the words bran, and anus, Branus.

by Storm1979 July 26, 2011