power blumpkin 

a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.

the warm soda in that enema really peps me up...nothing like a power blumpkin to start your day.

power blumpkin by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 7, 2006

Duty Blumpkin

n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.

"The only reason you sniped me is because I'm getting a Duty Blumpkin right now, .... FAGGOT!"

Duty Blumpkin by An actual DB recipient March 6, 2010

Tactical blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"

"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"

"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"

Tactical blumpkin by Codplaya May 9, 2010

Reverse Blumpkin

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is shitting.

That reverse blumpkin stunk.

Reverse Blumpkin by Hawksraider April 27, 2015

Diamond Dallas Blumpkin 

More formally known as a DDB, it is closely related to the wrestling term DDP. This is a sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partner receiving the bumpkin will hold the ejaculated cum in their mouth after the other is finished. The receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their cum filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. This will hopefully send the ejaculated sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. This move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.

Hey Jeff did you check out that Diamond Dallas Blumpkin that was on RAW last night.

Diamond Dallas Blumpkin by Squire September 4, 2008

Double Decker Blumpkin 

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.

Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.

Double Decker Blumpkin by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009

Blumpkin Chicken 

Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin

"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."

Blumpkin Chicken by Eissac the Rin January 23, 2009