To pimp a Klingon. Those who wear an inordinant amount of jewelry, tattoos and or trendy clothes to compensate for a lack of God given beauty. Those who think they have it goin' on but just don't. Ugly people tryin' to make it work.
Blingon, Flava Flav, Plies, Lil Wayne, Ying Yang Twins, 50 Cent, Luther Campbell, Lil John, The Game, etc.
by aldeshsa May 13, 2009
Get the Blingon mug.The few seconds the turn signal in you car blinks in sync with the car in front of you. The symphony comes from the ticking sound which provides the necessary audio to match the visuals. Though very short in duration, the symphony causes so much intrigue in those who experience it that they desperately anticipate its rare but occasional second occurrence before traffic ahead starts moving once more.
Passenger: Dude why are you smiling at the light from the car in front you?
Driver: *oblivious to surroundings due to absolute immersion in blink symphony*
Passenger: Yo there are no cars coming, mooooove.
Driver: *oblivious to surroundings due to absolute immersion in blink symphony*
Passenger: Yo there are no cars coming, mooooove.
by Smarter Child's Child December 19, 2009
Get the Blink Symphony mug.a wrestling move often used by red-headed ufc fighters, where you throw your arm around there face there for blind folding them, this move was invented by a wrester named logan rackley
did u see that fight last night, tito ortiz pulled off the "blind folded logan rackley attack" on kimbo slice.
by chase1989 January 14, 2010
Get the blind folded logan rackley attack mug.When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010
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Get the blingy blackie mug.Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).
When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!
by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014
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Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"
"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"
"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"
by matty-g October 24, 2014
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