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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Bleach

the best anime ever. even tho the lore is very confusing.
by valeire September 4, 2022
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Bleach queen

Someone who overcomes great adversity in the face of puke and kicks that sickness’s ass with bleach. She is a holy rockstar and can do amazing things! And she will topple the capitalist patriarchy any day now!
That must have been hard... but she can do it, she’s a bleach queen after all.
by FireDragon!!! January 17, 2019
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Bleach

Religious Guy: "My dear! You forgot to bless yourself with our sacred aqua before entering these grounds"
Atheist Guy : "Chill fam, it's lit. I bathed in some Clorox Bleach last night"
by ChickenNuggetFetish August 4, 2016
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bleach

A mid anime that gets overshadowed by peak piece. The series is 6/10 on a good day which is extremely sad compared to 10/10 piece. Not a single good episode or chapter, the art is terrible, doesn't even touch half of one piece's manga sales even though it's part of the big 3. It's quite embarrassing how terrible bleach truly is.
bleach is mid. watch some one piece and move on with life you child.
by supremeluffy69 June 9, 2022
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bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.
She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.
by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017
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