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bent neck

Typically defines a millennial who spends too much time looking at his cell phone (with his neck bent). Origin of phrase: Rich T.- SW Florida
I have no internet on my phone because of all the darn “bent necks” in the neighborhood using up all the data right now!
by Aquatic Rich April 12, 2020
mugGet the bent neckmug.

Get Bent

Karen: "I wanted to park there!"
Canadian:"get bent bud"
Or
"You need to pay off your student debt or we'll be taking your home"
"Get bent buddy I just graduated"
by Mr.Meeseeks November 4, 2021
mugGet the Get Bentmug.

bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.
“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”
by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024
mugGet the bent tent cementmug.

Running Bent

Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax
Your using that firm? I heard they’d been running bent John.
by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022
mugGet the Running Bentmug.

The Bent mangabanga

A pale out of shape character, socialising on 10% battery left, battery saver mode activated with a lost and confusion deep soul exposed, delayed by sudden reactions dazed out low on fuel, mind running on overdrive, clanking gears due to being 3 days PLUZ in and hasn't had a top up of oil to lubricate the dipstick or a spray of wd40 between shifts of smashing drugs or bevvies before hitting nan's 93rd birthday at the reserve in 38° heat, nice mid day event "TBMB" literally half dead when hitting the cricket ball thrown by uncle Paul's bowl but stopped the munggum and still turning up to mask the bender but refusing to eat saying "oh thankyou I just ate tho" even tho they haven't eaten a spec of solids since mid last week during a workday with uncle Steve and literally queefing while smelling the BBQ being cooked..
A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...
Bro, you ready to hit the rails this Friday again?
Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
Polly was the Bent mangabanga
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
mugGet the The Bent mangabangamug.

damn bent

when you say damn straight, it means to agree or something is straight forward.
But damn bent means that something is wrong or messed up.
Person 1: yo, trump is cool
Person 2: damn bent! hes an idiot

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Person 1: look, theres will, hes cool
Person 2: damn bent, i hate him
by dyingbutthriving September 13, 2017
mugGet the damn bentmug.

bent on fent

Being so intoxicated on fentanyl that the user starts involuntarily leaning over in a bent position.
Kevin started hanging out with the wrong crowd. He was last spotted getting bent on fent near skidrow.

"Aye, stop trippin'. Nigga you actin' like you bent on fent right now." - Jamal
by PolishPapi August 31, 2024
mugGet the bent on fentmug.

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