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Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp
you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"
by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018
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Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina
Tom was bush-beating clair.
by dak280 March 23, 2020
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
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HooooBJGAN BEATING

A BAND OR GROUP OF individuals that BEAT UP OTHER warLUMs in THE STREET'S JUST like rELBJALOOD OUT OR DIE HOOOOBJGAN BEATEr'S AND BeJROVBLUE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR OUR violent BLUE FLAG leader. violent BLUE FLAGS VS rELBJALOOD OUT OR DIE IN RED COLORS. BOTH SIDE'S IS hoooobJgan BEATEr'S rELBJALOOD rELBJALUD RESPECT LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR AMERICAN LIFE OUT OR DIE IN RED COLORS RELBJALUD.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE hoooobJgan BEATING'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ October 12, 2020
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Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense
Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about
by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021
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dick beating gypsy

Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.
Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.
by Timmy2X April 20, 2021
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Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals
In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.
by Yiteziah April 29, 2021
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