flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers August 22, 2015

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

Devil's Floss

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.

From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"

by zjme October 19, 2009

crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.

Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"

by Thebigeman220 January 19, 2012

floss pride

That feeling of high esteem in oneself after you have flossed your teeth. May last up to 6 hours.

Lincoln was smiling a lot today because of his floss pride. He normally just uses mouth wash after brushing.

by vezzzbahhhh March 31, 2018

Silver Floss

The strands of cum or precum that hang beneath a girl's legs during or after sex.

"I went down on my girlfriend last night, and after she came, she had silver floss hanging from her pussy"

by Phoequinox March 20, 2014

Silver Floss

When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.

Dave Thomson is a Silver Floss God

by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024