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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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bachelorette

A term describing an unmarried woman, usually used to describe an affianced woman having a night on the town with her friends soon before her wedding.

Also used by single women who find the term "spinster" too old-fashioned and "prude" inapplicable.
The bachelorette and her friends thoroughly enjoyed the Chippendales show.

It will be a long time before the word "bachelorette" gains the acceptance enjoyed by the word "bachelor".
by Bec-Ann May 1, 2006
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BatChest

Sarcastic hype. Usually expressed when something has a lot of nostalgia or popularity. Originating from a Twitch emote.
Fortnite BatChest
Batman BatChest
Amogus BatChest
by carbocats October 7, 2021
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fag basher

a person who likes to bash gay people because he is hiding homosexual feelings. A gay basher usually buys gay porno then jacks off to it, then feels like he has to act all hetero and bash a gay person.
fag basher: take that you faggot!
fag: why are you stroking my cock? shouldn't you be bashing me?
by AndreaCow April 9, 2006
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bacher

to insert a dotted half note into a females vagina and a treble clef in the anus.
I bet Ms. Christman goes crazy for the bacher.
by George Alohombro May 11, 2006
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wife basher

An Australian term referring to a dark blue singlet. Commonly worn by labourers, the term was derrived from the "rough as guts" hard working men back in the 50's & 60's who had great expectations of their wives; if the wife didn't do what was 'her duty' she would usually get roughed up by her husband.
The greatest example of an Australian male is he who walks in flip flops, wears a pair of stubbies, a wife basher on his his back, an akubra on his head and holds a tinnie is his hand while talking about cricket over the back fence.
by Kris Ramsey February 25, 2006
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The Bachelor

In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does
"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"
by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005
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