barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

by deeeeo July 11, 2011

Douche Baggery

Ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.

Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...

by KillerByte October 18, 2004

ker bangers

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.

Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.

by boggler August 18, 2005

e-baggery

Being an ass to get reactions out of people and then laughing at them for taking things way too seriously over the internet.

Some people call it trolling or baiting, but it is neither. E-baggery elevates itself to a class of intelligence, being the internet equivalent of satire. The idiots just get left behind.

"Dude, did you see the comment I made on Jane's myspace? It made her cry."
"You're such an e-bag, man." *High-five.*
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"I have a BS in E-baggery."

by Riddle Juliano March 21, 2008

e-banger

Someone who uses the internet to show their pride to a street gang that they claim to be part of.

{Setting: The Comments on a Youtube video about Bloods dissing Crips.}

(Boy A): Blood love for life my nigga!!!! FUCK THEM CRIPS.

(Boy B): Fuck you bitch. 6 poppin 5 droppin for life ova hea. Crips 187 HOE!!!!

(Boy C): Why are you guys such E-bangers. You're arguing on the internet with a guy you'll probably never see in reality.

by Milenko601 June 7, 2009

Jr Banger

The words Jr Banger is often misconstrued with something that could get you in trouble but in actual fact it it is someone that aspires to be the glorious J-Banger.

There are many qualities Jr Banger possesses, some of which are: being good at giving cuddles, looks adorable, has a very long tongue, licks everything, knows no boundaries and would do absolutely anything for attention.

Jr Banger viva forever! www jr-banger .com

I'm Jr Banger Yo! Respek! Your in the presence of greatness!

by J-Banger's Homies July 5, 2022

phil the barber

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015