The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.
Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
One who is addicted to having their bussy pounded by a squad of big dicked negros
Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit
A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nuttydump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.
MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.
Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.
Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"