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Spackle Bandit 

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
Spackle Bandit by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

Spunk Bandit 

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout
“Your actually a mad spunk bandit

bussy bandit

One who is addicted to having their bussy pounded by a squad of big dicked negros
Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit
bussy bandit by (((Noticer))) June 22, 2022

coke can bandit 

capable of humungous shits in the work place.
coke can bandit by Mike Thompson 1 December 15, 2008

phantom shit bandit  

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.
MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.
phantom shit bandit by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

Back-Door Bandit 

Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.
Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"

Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you
Back-Door Bandit by CXN May 16, 2016