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bananas

The state of being or having been caught in (although not restricted to)lude activity either on purpose or by accident
Person A: Dawg, she found a open rubber in my car.

Person B: Bananas foo! You got caught slippin'.
by DFLO March 5, 2004
mugGet the bananasmug.

havana banana

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)
Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.
by major Doko June 23, 2009
mugGet the havana bananamug.

banana fish

1. Something that seems like a good idea at the time, but turns out to be a terrible mistake.

2. Something that others try to warn you not to do, but you don't listen, and it turns out to be a terrible mistake.
"That idea sounds a lot like banana fish to me." or, "Don't do that! It'll turn out to be banana fish!"
by The Garrats September 22, 2008
mugGet the banana fishmug.

Banana cake

Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.

It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.

Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:

Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!

Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?

Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3

Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.

Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?

Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....

Dee: Now you're talking baby!
by Higzy Teflon June 10, 2010
mugGet the Banana cakemug.

Banana Chips

Wait, are yo seriously eating banana chips and drinking fuck in ketchup? Get the fuck out of here! What you need to do is to get yo lazy ass up and get some hot cheetos, and by like six of these fuckers, and drink the fuck out of it. Mmmm, this shit good, the shit tastes gooder than a bitch!
by Wait, the fuck? September 26, 2017
mugGet the Banana Chipsmug.

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
mugGet the boardroom bananamug.

Banana Peel

Placing or forgetting a used condom, and having someone else step and/or slip on it.
I totally got drunk and left a Banana peel on kitchen floor last night.
by Chowchowcity May 25, 2014
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