Long Island Balloon

Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.

Dude, i had a long island balloon with your mom last night.

by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009

balionk

A dirty ho who has sex with your mother!

You are such a dirty Balionk!

by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005

Balloon Mail

Sending a balloon in the air with a note or postcard attached with some sort of way to communicate with the sender. When the balloon falls and you find it, you somehow contact the sender to let them know how far it went.

She sent up some Balloon Mail with a postcard of New York on it, and it was found by two days later by someone from Ohio.

by Mo Layyy August 3, 2007

Balloon Boy Dad

A father who has completely too much confidence in his son.

Dad 1: "My kid is the fucking shit at sports; yeah Jimmy, break his fucking neck!"

Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."

Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"

Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"

by mrjubjub April 21, 2010

Ballon Boy

the most fucking annoying animatronic in FNaF 2, he disables your flashlight, and he makes withered foxy come K*** (sorry can’t use the K word :/) you, and he starts in party room, next to kids cove, and prize corner.

Friend: you beat night 6 yet?
me: No, Ballon Boy got in the office and Withered Foxy got me.
friend: oh damn

by Nightmare Fredbear September 29, 2019

The Balloon

When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.

Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!

by Farbelow November 30, 2006

Plywood Balloon

A Ballon Made Out Of Plywood

Wow Look In The Sky!
It's A Bird,
It's A Plane,
No! It's A Plywood Balloon!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 30, 2008