blanket burrito 

When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.

Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket

blanket burrito by Nae October 6, 2004

chinito burrito 

A burrito for Chinese people.
Can symbolize a big fat Egg Roll which is rolled up like a burrito.

Hey Kent, let's go to Acupulco and order a Chinito Burrito.

Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?

chinito burrito by tadowta July 5, 2006

Feeble burrito 

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.

Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!

Feeble burrito by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!

Jesus Burrito by Markymarkle September 14, 2006

meato burrito 

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick

i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch

meato burrito by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

enjoy your burrito 

Advice to a person who ignores happiness by focusing on the misery or boredom that will follow when it's over (e.g. a person eating a delicious burrito from his favorite Mexican restaurant becomes depressed halfway through upon realizing that soon there will be none left to savor).

Quit whining and enjoy your burrito!

enjoy your burrito by Arcxjo March 12, 2011

Poop Burrito 

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.

Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.

Poop Burrito by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019