Auto-co-wrecked

When, auto correct ruins what your saying and back fires on yourself thereby, wrecking yourself.

Your friend: "You're such a fuck yard" (meant to be fuck tard obviously).
You: "LOL Auto-co-wrecked!"

by LukeIAmYourFather77 June 9, 2015

Dutch Auto-Trap

The act of a passenger letting rip with a toxic fart in a motorised vehicle which the other passengers or driver are unable to escape due to the vehicle being in motion.

Due to Gordons quick thinking of cranking up the car air conditioning he managed to avoid the worst of the dutch auto-trap that Claire had created.

by stuartduncan December 26, 2012

Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

Reddit Auto Moderator

An absolute bitch that hates everyone.

The Reddit Auto Moderator is almost as evil as the Devil himself.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 3, 2023

itchy balls auto

My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car

Itchy balls auto hit how many I help you ? Is this an auto repair place ? Yes it itchy balls auto

by Creepydick July 31, 2023

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

Rock chip repair, Auto Glass and Heavy Equipment replacement! FREE mobile service! 30+ years of service to the East Texas area!"

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS Is good

by Your bob August 30, 2022