August 2nd

August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse

Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!

by Snail man August 2, 2021

16th August

National let your male online friend that has a crush on you be you boyfriend day.

Boy: YO today is 16th August... that means that its national let your male online friend that has a crush on you be you boyfriend day!
Girl: R-really? I mean.. if you say so. 💕
Boy: I love you babe.
Girl: I love you to. <3

by legend 68 August 15, 2021

August 23

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Adam - hey what’s today ?

Emily - uh it’s august 23 why?

Adam- oh here’s my hoodie.
Emily - “blushed

by Jessica Ramírez August 22, 2021

August 29th

National slap your friends ass day

“Hey joe did you hear it’s August 29th?” “Hell yeah!”

by Blitz-o August 29, 2021

august 15

August 15 is national short people day

Person A: "Hey what national day is it on august 15?
Person B: "It's national short people day!"
Person A: "Why?"
Person B: ...you wouldn't get it.

by meloqn April 28, 2022

August 31st

If you’re born in august 31st, you’re the hottest, nicest, smartest person ever

August 31st is an amazing day

by DefinitionGuy2476 July 2, 2022

August 14

This is the day in which you must grab your Gfs ass / Your Bf Dick if you really love them

It’s August 14 gotta grab her ass since I love her so much.

by Anonymous person16 June 17, 2019