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Asynchronous relationship

When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.
My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.

I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
by ayab0t March 11, 2025
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Altynka

Holka, co má ofinu a pracuje v kavárně. Její styl je à la Vinted, Pinterest a co sekáč dal. Je very into raves a většinou se obklopuje evil twinkama. Její typ jsou nonšalantní DJs (mullet, knír, oblečení po tátovi, nejspíš drogová závislost).
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A girl with bangs who works at a coffee shop. Her style is a mix of Vinted, Pinterest, and whatever the thrift shop has to offer. She's really into raves and most of the time you'll find her hanging out with her evil twinks. Her type is nonchalant DJs (mullet, moustache, his dad's clothes, and most likely a drug addiction).
„Omg, viděl jsi tu altynku?“
„Jo, miluju altynky!“
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"Omg, did you see that altynka?"
"Yeah, i love altynky!"
by twerkitupmoanma May 8, 2025
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Astonified

To be astonished and stupefied to a certain topic.
I was astonified when colgan told me he tried to put his penis in his own asshole
by mike quatatachia May 16, 2025
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astonify

1. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

2. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.
1. The magician’s final trick managed to astonify even the most skeptical members of the audience.

2. Lena tried to keep a straight face, but the news of Martin’s perfect score genuinely astonified her.

3. It wasn’t just his words that astonified the room — it was the calm, deliberate way he spoke them.
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Async

Asynchronous communication. i.e. email, messages, etc, rather than live calls. Best when someone is very busy, or in motion.
"Don't call me while I'm boarding a plane, bro — just hit me up async and I catch you on the flip side"
by m0thra June 17, 2025
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Altyn

A Russian-made ballistic helmet for special forces, used by the FSB and made popular by games like Escape From Tarkov, PUBG and Rainbow Six Siege
that dude with an altyn tanked all my headshots
by CatInATank July 1, 2025
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Asynchronous Hearts

Asynchronous hearts describes a relationship dynamic where emotional availability between partners is misaligned — one person is open, ready, and seeking connection while the other is closed off, distracted, or emotionally distant. It’s not about lack of love, but about timing that never quite matches.
Her former husband texts his ex-wife a heartfelt message, hoping to reconnect. He’s in a place of healing and openness. She reads it, feels the weight of it, but isn’t ready to respond. A week later, she sends a warm reply — but by then, he has pulled back, unsure if the door is still open. They keep missing each other emotionally, like ships passing in fog. A classic case of asynchronous hearts.
by Briton Phillip September 1, 2025
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