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alyssa

Alyssa is a huge nerd. but she is a nice person to hang out with and a great personality. she is really funny and they are a very pretty brunette. also they will dress up as a playboy bunny!
That girl , Alyssa, doesn't know how to walk correctly.
by hay gurll October 28, 2020
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Alyssa

The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. She’s kinda chubby but she has the fastest ass and biggest boobs. She can be mean but is super nice when you get to know her. She does not have a good home life so she’s really sensitive. She’s scared of commitment because of her exes.
Bro 1- “Have you seen the new girl, she’s so prefect, but kinda mean”
Bro 2- “ You mean Alyssa, she’s actually really nice bro
by Lyssagbois June 22, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the best person ever. She is as cool as a frozen cucumber. She's also like super super super hot at the same time. Lol, how ironic, she's hot an cold at the same time hahahahaha.
Guy 1- Wow! Alyssa is so hot!!!!

Guy 2- Yeh bro! She is also really cool aye!!!!
by Alyssaiscoolbro January 15, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is loving and caring, but when you get her mad, she will BURST...... Alyssa is a girl you will never find again, and a girl that you HAVE to keep. She will risk her life for you, and treat you well. Love Alyssa just the way you would love your dog or cat.
¨OMG!!!!!!! theres ALYSSA!!!¨
by alyssa_bear201023 June 9, 2020
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Alyssa

the dumbest girl you’ll ever meet. She looks so sweet and innocent but once you get close to her, she’ll stab you right in the back.
She’s only doing this because she doesnt want to be lonely. What an Alyssa!
by Krysantgimum December 18, 2017
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Alyssa

A huge whore that you can wear like a hat
Damn that girl alyssa is so loose I can wear her like a hat
by Cdaddy45 January 16, 2018
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Alyssa

Satins Spawn - Child who feels entitles to anything and everything. Knows it all. Will talk but NEVER listen to others opinion or thoughts.
Evil child named Alyssa...
by Satan spawns cookies August 15, 2017
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