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Alyssa

A bitch who should never be trusted and she can't give bjs and handjobs kms
My baby girl alyssa
by Rhesc January 24, 2018
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Alyssa is an intelligent, strong and funny girl. If you become friends with her, don’t break that friendship. You will regret it ( if you do). She will most likely be a tomboy and love the color black or red. She is relatable, funny, and loves anime’s😂
Alyssa loves cars
by ROAR🐉 June 30, 2018
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The most important person you need in your life and she Issa thiccc one
Damn she is looking good for a Alyssa
by Bicth pelase August 25, 2018
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Alyssa is a slim thicc and is a very loud person who can be very obnoxious at times, but that's what makes her so beautiful and amazing even if she doesn't realize it. she is there for anyone of her friends and has all of her friends backs. She can be very petty and will put you in your place when she needs to. But, she is a very emotional person who tries to hide it. If you have her as a friend, you are lucky she is a very loyal friend. She is an amazing kisser and a little bit of a freak with the one she is involved and is very passionate. if you have her, don't take her for granted you will never find anyone like her as a friend or girlfriend.
person 1: I'm so glad I have Alyssa as my bestfriend

person 2: I'm blessed I have her as my girlfriend, I want to marry her

person 3: I wish I didn't lose her, I miss her...
by crazydogsandfishland November 13, 2019
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A complete metal and rock head. Would rather die then lose her boyfriend. Loves to have sex anywhere but especially in a car. Knows how to speak more then one language but still thinks shes stupid. Loves to play and meet all animals because everything is cute! Is short but still taller then 5 foot. Plays a bunch of instruments but doesn't like to practice them. Lazy as hell but doesn't care one bit.
Wow I can't believe my best friend is Alyssa!
by sickysuck November 18, 2019
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Alyssa is the most precious girl you will ever meet. Alyssas are usually into sports ESPECIALLY volleyball and soccer. They have the most contagious high pitched laugh you will ever hear😂. Alyssas love hanging out with friends and love gossiping. Whenever something happens to her, she will tell you everything! Even if it’s something as little as a boy. Speaking of boys Alyssas have a weird type. Alyssas are usually into guys who are hispanic and tall. Alyssas will always support you whenever you need it. If your an Alyssa you have a high chance of being someone’s secret admirer❤️ Alyssas are such a flirt! They will literally find any way to talk to you or wave at you💗 If you come across an Alyssa in your life, take your chance!!!!🥰🥰
Guy 1: hey whos that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*

Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out

Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl
by Lovely...jane February 5, 2020
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A lying snake, someone you can never trust. Trust me she is the biggest asshole you would never want to be her friend did I mention she is a hoe dates bunch of dudes, she thinks she is all that but reality nothing.
Alyssa is a bitch
by S1xn9ne October 17, 2019
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