albert

LITERALLY THE RUDEST MORE SHIT TALKING PERSON ON EARTH.

albert: *walks by*
everyone: *pukes in disgust*

by levi_ackermans_wife February 15, 2022

albert

If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.

His name is probably Albert, he screams so much.

by silililililili March 20, 2020

Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

Albert Jr

He is so cute hot and charming period and every girl crushes him like just cant be resisted

I want to marry Albert Jr .

by dgkssfkkl February 22, 2021

Albert

Albert is that guy always sexy, well dressed and always with girls after him ... You will never see an Albert sitting alone or in groups only with boys ... He always has girls after him and not only that, he is also the perfect boyfriend...

Albert I want to be your girlfriend

by Berechet November 21, 2021

Albert

Albert is albert

Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.

by DisgustingRhino September 3, 2019