abar

The middle person in a eiffel tower or pig roast.

Last night Jenny was the abar in our Eiffel Tower.

by danns October 17, 2008

False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

by neemx May 22, 2005

alarva

term used by ghetto mexicans. meaning "holy shit!" or "wow!"

you heard pedros 13 year old sister fucked the whole car club?

alarva!!

by elpinchevato666 May 1, 2009

Alba

A bad bitch person mec.

Alba - bad bitch

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Nigga the Alarm

a term used to sound off an alarm when a person of African descent escapes from prison.

Guard: Jeff, Nigga the Alarm!
Jeff: roger that!

by Forty(40) April 12, 2009

Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007

Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.

Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker

by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012