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coat hanger abortion 

something going so wrong it can only be described as such
The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.
coat hanger abortion by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006

Failed abortion 

A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word
Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally
Failed abortion by BrettTEM May 20, 2019

Mexican Abortion 

When little tan Mexicans beat their Pinata sticks against the stomach of a impregnated woman, forcing the baby out of the womb.
"Ow that Mexican Abortion hurt"

Polish abortion 

When a man kills his pregnant wife or girlfriend primarily to prevent the birth of the child.
A decomposing body discovered in a drum of acid in a man's basement was found to be that of his pregnant wife. His neighbors joked that he'd given her a Polish abortion.
Polish abortion by criminal117 October 29, 2010

shotgun abortion 

The act of aborting a person with a shotgun. This is not confined to shooting the gun, as the butt of the gun is also useful to perform the abortion as well.

The use of this term is found primarily in First Person Shooters such as the Halo series and the Call of Duty series. A person will defeat a player using a shotgun and proclaim the victim to be "shotgun aborted".
"Shotgun abortion's are very effective in keeping Darwinism alive."

"I am a doctor of shotgun abortion. Do you need an abortion performed?"

Snot Abortion 

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?
Snot Abortion by loldongs34 March 25, 2009