I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021

Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 12, 2020

Purpussy ate

A girl boss moment

Her outfit purpussy ate

by Spring73 March 26, 2023

Ate

The most sexiest and hottest being living in the world, They are loving and caring, they are one of the most handsome being living in this world, people love to spend their time with them, but they love spending time alone, They love coffee where there is coffee you will find them…

Ate is fucking handsome and hot, I would love to spend my entire life with him, I need to spend my time with him in Bed…

by Arenti November 23, 2021