- To unintentionaly break a car window with your ass leding to and or resultiong in replacing of said glass.
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ASKETE! lmao
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Martin: "Hey do u know who reubin askew is?"
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Gena: "DUH! He was only the best governor of Florida EVER!"
by syrup July 22, 2006
Get the reubin askew mug.Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.
Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
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