asiansation

An awesome Asian guy

Patrick is such an asiansation

by Random Asian Guy July 8, 2014

cool asians

Every school has the group of cool asians. Lemme give a description: probably filipino, mixed with guys and girls, says the n word, only talks to their group, shady to everyone, everyone wants to be them, a group of cool kids

dude 1: bro a cool asian walked pass me in the hall.. i’d didn’t even know how to react... i was like terrified but speechless

dude 2: sounds like a cool asians to me

by sexybitch707 October 14, 2019

Asians

pieces of garbage who eat animals alive and eat dog and cat meat

"my moms friend is asian and ate my pet dog"
"asians are not nice and eat your pets"

by trumpu November 9, 2018

Asians

fat kids that watch anime and eat sushi

Look at all those asians.

by lkfkwekwaf November 20, 2017

asians

not necessarily people from china. people from thailand, singapore, taiwan, malaysia, hong kong , philippines, japan, korea, are also considered fucking asians.

daquan: "hey dawg! look at that ching chong!! he's asian!!! i wonder where he's from"

sharkeisha: dang nigga, all asians are from china.......

daquan: na uh.. asians are all ova the fucking place man........ they have good ass porn and also they cant find the fucking mh 370 plane

sharkeisha: nigga wut

by alacarte123 July 25, 2014

Asians

Noodle mexican

1:Asians are so weird
2:You mean that noodle mexican
1:Yeah

by Starbucks Mexican May 18, 2017

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023