Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

Tyson Leach

Super overrated at all sports he plays and his PERM is absolutely garbage. Not to mention he will get dropped when he plays LD. He also isn’t even the best #4 in the MIDD PENN

Who’s that kid with the dumb perm? Ohhh that’s Tyson Leach

by Tyson’s trash October 20, 2019

Tyson

A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”

Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.

by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

Tyson G

Stupid idiot who has a Lego haircut and cannot play basketball or lift over 75 pounds.

"Tyson G lifted more than the BV baddie"

by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025

Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your partners ear. For fun with friends try the Double dirty Tyson

He was jacking off then came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023