Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

Starbucks

The Coffee that's basically drugs for white people and pretty much the only store that can't just do a simple, small-medium, and large

Did you go to Starbucks again? OMG Becky, you need to stop going there!!!

by ZanetheBane June 1, 2021

Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.

Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!

by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019

Starbucks

The gathering place of the basic white girls and VSCO girls

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"

by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019

Starbucks

Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.

"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."

by DeeCunt March 9, 2021

Starbucking

When someone is too good to perform their duties , or to act in a lazy manner .

Ashley needs to stop starbucking or she is getting fired .

by Dean Mack November 27, 2019

Starbucks Booty

In reference to the buttocks of a basic white girl who typically wears yoga pants, leggings, or short gym shorts while visiting a Starbucks.

There’s a long line because of all the Starbucks booty in here.

(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!

My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.

by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh June 3, 2020