Cock Randy

Anything sexual that is hot, sticky, or sweet.

Damn that was one cock randy experience last night.

by Shandalier November 13, 2007

Randy Joe

A calm person. Female. Always the life of the party. A must have at every A-list event. For a shoulder to cry on or a bestie to laugh with, a Randy Joe is the chicka to have at your hip.

Chick 1: OMG this party sucks I think I'm gonna cry...
Chick 2: Hold on let me call Randy Joe, she'll know how to get this party hoppin' or at least we can cry on her shoulders and eat Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream while watching TearJerkers...

by The Real Missi March 06, 2009

Randy Shmandy

A Randy Shmandy, is one who is involved in the online gaming community and is very novice or unknown. "Randy" comes from the word "random" and shmandy is just a play on words to make it rhyme.

Andrew: Dude I don't know that guy and he sucks!

Will: Wow what a randy shmandy!

Andrew: Agreed.

by FlairGun January 30, 2011

randy pirate

When you go to a shop or takeaway get your food and walk out, without paying n no1 notices.

We walk in2 an takeaway order food,usually theyl ask you to pay rite then, but if they dont its started, then they bring you food, you leave and shout youve pulled a randy pirate and your quids in.

by Dik-ed April 10, 2007

Randy Shelly

Bad Ass Fixie Rider/Actor that is super chill. He can get a girl wet just by the sound of his voice.

The King of women is Randy Shelly

by Sarahgirl91 August 18, 2011

Randy Orton

A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)

Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)

by Danny March 13, 2005

Randy Savage

The explicit act of forcing one's unshaven penis into a woman's mouth to perform rawdog felatio followed by a most vicious elbow drop to the top of the her head. Such an act is best followed by the consumption of a Slim Jim.

Junior found the drunkest girl at the frat party and gave her a Randy Savage after he saw a Wrestlemania VIII video.

by Renoxication June 17, 2007