Lance

The weirdest of weirdos.

"Did you see that lance was in the dumpster"

by bigtrey12345 February 01, 2022

Lance

Lance's are the type of people to get good grades but say they're dumb. They always have a right hand man that has a somewhat common name (ex. Troy, Eric, etc.). They are usually good at acting dumb around some people and the smart around others.

Hey Troy, Lance is back.

by shorteater69 December 03, 2021

Lance

Lance is the name for a person that is generally a bitch at everything they do. Lance is a bottom freak and loves giant cock in his asshole. Lance is a hoe ass bitch.

Youre being a lance right now.
(Youre being a bitch right now.)

by ho3assbitchasslookingass May 20, 2022

Lance

A lance is someone weird not many people know ,but its cool when you get to know the lance

Do you know lance? Ohh yeah that gay bitch

by Itsasecret186 November 07, 2022

Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023

Lance

Alternative name for a poopsock

My mom found my lance

by Cumraghsrdmean1234 October 27, 2023

Lance

A Lance is a person that battle’s his demons on a daily basis. Sometimes he breaks down but because of the Love from his family, friends and his God he is able to push through.

He is a lance for pushing through.

by Supernova____\\\ November 24, 2021