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Safe Driving

A term coined on the internet, most likely at either Something Awful, 4chan, or YTMND.

Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!

Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.
by SnowBlows August 6, 2008
mugGet the Safe Drivingmug.

sex drive

Sex Drive: where a geek stores his porn.
(c) Geek Dictionary (tm)
by DragonAtma March 26, 2005
mugGet the sex drivemug.

driving in England

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
by Baz February 15, 2004
mugGet the driving in Englandmug.

Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.
Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).
by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008
mugGet the Jer Drivingmug.

Drive by Bubbling

A recent mother, whom has drunken at least 8 cans of sparkling water, lactates out of a vehicle, normally towards an unsuspecting walker or a rival mother, using her bubbling powers on her milk, leads the milk to come out as a bunch of bubbles, shooting at a rapid rate, discombobulating her opponent in a dazed state of mind.
I looked out of my window, to witness a Drive by Bubbling, knocking down the mother pushing her stroller, and driving away down the street.
by k00pDa June 3, 2023
mugGet the Drive by Bubblingmug.

drive it up

Hey, man, did you drive it up this weekend?
by DroveItUp February 12, 2012
mugGet the drive it upmug.

meyers drive

A dead end road inhabited by a drunken, transsexual, midget who fornicates with llamas and the occasional Sasquatch.
Did you see the mullet on that little, fat, fucktard? I bet he lives on Meyers Drive.
by BMR3WAY April 10, 2020
mugGet the meyers drivemug.

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