Obese, resilient, lethargic, and often self-righteous women who work in an office environment that make daily life annoying for all they encounter. Office cows are generally very chatty and love to gossip with fellow bovine. They are commonly found in workplaces with cubicles, or long counters with multiple serving lines such as the DMV. No matter what one's goal is when trying to resolve an issue with an office cow, the insolent heifer will obfuscate things to the point of insanity.
The receptionist in the movie "Office Space" who repeatedly answers the phone saying "Corporate accounts this is Lanina speaking... just a moment" is a PRIME example of an office cow. So are the despicable gluttons found at the DMV who always contest your knowledge despite how thoroughly you've researched any given material simply because they've spent half their miserable lives behind that counter and, I quote "have been doing this since before you were born"... And you still can't get it right you ignorant slob!!!!
by dreamsindigital October 21, 2010
Get the office cowmug. A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).
John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.
Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?
John: hold on she's sending it now.....
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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW
Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?
John: hold on she's sending it now.....
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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW
by Trynasaurus dotcom April 3, 2011
Get the Gamer Cowmug. by riask October 16, 2008
Get the cow dungmug. by Special Que January 4, 2008
Get the soft cowmug. by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008
Get the Sweater Cowmug. is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!
by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008
Get the swamp cowmug. by hank scorpio November 19, 2003
Get the sweater cowsmug.