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Data Weenie

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.
That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.
by Buffalo Chips January 17, 2008
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weenie houdini

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!
That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?
by emily and danielle December 9, 2008
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Jeanie Weenie

The illusion of an erection caused by the fold or bunch in his jeans.
Brian knew he was safe from touching Justin's penis as he was only tapping his jeanie weenie.
by Gilmore's Uncle April 3, 2010
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skeenie weenie

A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.
Person: You are an absolute dickhead
Dickhead: Skeenie Weenie
Person: Go die
by Scene Hater October 17, 2007
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slim weenie

A very thin penis; the cousin of skinny penis.
by ihaveblueballs November 20, 2016
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peeny-weeny

When your penis is the same length as your wenis.
Todd: Bro, I just figured out that my penis is the same length as my wenis!
Anthony: That is what you would call a 'peeny-weeny'.
by thecaremaker June 27, 2021
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