ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

Ur Face

Can be traced back to the 1860s. An extremely derogatory term used to project your privilege on others. It's also used as a slur to minorities and has driven many to insanity over the weight of the term.

Lady: Please ma'am can I have a single quarter. You took the rest of my money from me and my child is sick

Horrible human being: ur face is sick you dirty monkey.

Horrible person: Ur face

President: I will use all my power to give you the death penalty

by Zabej March 12, 2023

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

Ur mom

something you would say to roast someone

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom

by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019

ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

ur mom

so hot omfg

i did ur mom

by andie :)) February 12, 2022