Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary Moderator

The Urban Dictionary moderators are the most handsome, beautiful, sexually attractive people in the entire world. A study from 2024 shows that being an Urban Dictionary moderator is one of the most desired jobs in the world, and is also among the most respected by women. All Urban Dictionary moderators are the kindest people you'll ever meet.
John: "yeah so in my spare time I work as an Urban Dictionary moderator-"
Jane: "I want to marry you and have sex with you because you are so hot."
John: "what"

Urban dictionary mug

A mug at the bottom of any page that has a colored background and the word/phrase you looked up on it

Urban Dictionary Mugs

Yeah... This is most likely on a mug right now.
Buy an Urban Dictionary Mug today!
Urban Dictionary Mugs are great!!! :)

Urban Dictionary the Game

Urban Dictionary the Game was invented during COVID pandemic by the Park Ridge Seven.

Game is played with 6-8 individuals (or couples). There is a Host and remaining players are contestants. Host secretly picks 3-5 random words/phrases from Urban Dictionary, typically sexual in nature.

When game begins, Host tells the Urban Dictionary word/phrase to all contestants who then have 5 minutes to draft their own definition for what they believe the correct definition of the word/phrase is on Urban Dictionary. Contestants then secretly give their definition to Host without sharing aloud.

After Host collects all definitions from participants, Host randomly reads each contestant generated definition and actual Urban Dictionary definition aloud (if 5 participants, Host reads 6 definitions). After Host finishes reading all definitions, each participant guesses/votes which definition they believe is actual Urban Dictionary definition.

2 objectives of UDTG for participants are (1) fool other participants and received most votes that their made-up definition is the actual Urban Dictionary definition and (2) accurately guess correct posted Urban Dictionary definition.

Host repeats this process until all 3-5 Urban Dictionary words/phrases have been used. Ultimate winner of UDTG is participant (or couple) who fools and has most made-up definitions selected by other participants as actual Urban Dictionary definition and who accurately guesses the most posted Urban Dictionary definitions.
At the party last night, we laughed so hard when Chris hosted Urban Dictionary the Game and we all made up definitions for sexual innuendos that were read aloud.

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Names on Urban Dictionary

Names written by people who obviously love spamming the internet with their useless self-esteem boosting and can't resist writing the word "sexy" and praising their body parts in their meanings. Many of these desperate people feel that they have a better chance on Urban Dictionary then on an online dating website, rendering them a complete mockery of the human brain. Either that, or they are hoping for a miracle that some dream human will read the definition and pick their way to the writer in complete belief that whatever is written in the meaning is completely true.
"Gracie has a killer body with amazing curves and a sexy bust. Arouses men without realization. Legendary in bed. Very beautiful and interesting. Loves to cuddle in bed after a romantic evening; the perfect lover and knows how to make one feel like the center of the universe with a single glance."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."