hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

guapo in her taco

Jizzing in a pussy

I just made guapo in her taco

by Creampie November 26, 2015

glossy taco

a glossy nail polish top coat

put on a nice thick coat of glossy taco

by nihan rals April 18, 2018

Trout taco

bad/odorous pussy

Friend: "Did you score with Courtney last night?"
you: " nah she had that trout taco"

by sero123 March 14, 2023

Tummy taco

Noun: act of masterbating in ones tummy as if the rolls were a delicious Mexican treat.

Dale's girlfriend wouldn't put out on Tuesday, therefore he enjoyed a satisfying tummy taco

by huhnow11 December 3, 2016

taco bell graffiti

The poop stains in the toilet bowl

I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!

by I piss knowledge December 10, 2020

iron taco

A way to cook crack

Coble blazed the iron taco

by Brandon Mitchell May 28, 2016