Funny beans

A definition describing the situation of someone saying an awfully old or boring joke

Me: My brain hurts
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?

by Darius the dankus April 9, 2019

Baked Beaned

Just really high

Dude im totally baked beaned right now

by nevans100 March 10, 2023

Bean dookie

Baked beans in a slice of folded bread. A poor mans sandwich. Other beans may be substituted.

A term used to describe a plethora of symptoms and feeling overall awful, such as in dysautonomia or POTS.

This sure is some tasty bean dookie!
What's for dinner? Bean dookie!

I feel like bean dookie.

by xR4V3Nx2018 October 11, 2018

Fish Fingers and Beans

1. A meal commonly eaten by children, pikeys and chavs specifically for its balanced combination of Additives, Sugar and Salt

2. The act of moistening ones fingers in ones partners vagina in order to lubriate the anal passage for the extraction of stubborn sweetcorn.

"Love, you wouldnt mind Fish fingers and Beans tonight would you?"

by waxbutterfly January 24, 2009

Lina Bean

A very yummy bean that is quite similar to Lima beans

Lina bean I yummy!

by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022

Bean

A bean-like object

"You're a bean."
"My brother is such a bean"

by bly1354 August 11, 2020

buggy bean

The finest motha fucka to wake up to in the morning

Damn, you looking like a buggy bean today baby

by Noplzno August 15, 2022