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new years megalution

Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.

the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
ted: dude whats your new years megalution?

frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.

ted: :( time to change mine...
by omg a chicken! December 30, 2010
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new mattress effect

When that new mattress feels like a cloud and you want to sleep all the time.

Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Bob: When I got my new mattress I put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.

Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.

Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.

Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
by Allen75 June 16, 2010
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new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows
As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.
by MystycalMage October 1, 2007
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new york snap

when you fart in a woman/mans mouth and it makes a "snap" noise...why anyone would do that is beond me.
"dude i did a New york snap on your mom last night, and she liked it."
by sexyybeastbby. January 23, 2009
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Dirty New Yorker

A large creature with super human strength. Has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. First discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. It towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. Also known as the puffdaddy.

I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
I felt on top of the world until the dirty New Yorker came and ripped my limbs part.
by Wizzardandrew March 14, 2013
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news feed cloggers

Someone who plays annoying games such Truth is, Tbh Etc, and clogs your news feed.
by booblessb February 4, 2014
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New York hummingbird

Man, I had to dodge 5 New York Hummingbirds today
by Erthpig February 14, 2014
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