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mexican ricotta

A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.
guy: you want some of my mexican ricotta?
that's all that's it
by rye bread 536 February 6, 2020
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Mexican flash-bang

A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.
I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang
by Omegav February 23, 2023
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Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
by Romantic failure May 8, 2021
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mexican windpipe

a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.
Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?

Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.
by eatdetpussy445 June 23, 2019
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Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.
I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.
by Maleeeek April 21, 2017
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Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
by The big Mexican March 13, 2021
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Mexican Mud Flap

When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
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